Because I seem to have lost it somewhere :o(
I'm fairly sure I had it a while ago... I think I remember that I used to quite like knitting things (mainly little monkeys and hairy-face-furniture, if memory serves...?). And, according to my bloggy archives, it appears that I may also have tried my hand at other crafty things: I've found evidence of rudimentary jewellery-making, sock origami, bra-embroidery, and pretending to be a card maker.
But, I've searched high and low and the mojo is definitely now in hiding. Please let me know if you find it, and tell it to come home. I'll even consider re-negotiating its contract and offering it free biscuits.
In the meantime, however, I have been inspired to order a copy of this after looking at some amazing and beautiful pictures here, and when it arrives I will attempt to be creative with it (in a destructive kind of way, obviously!) I'll also have a whirl at putting together some little wooly hats and see if they might tempt my mojo back home.
And just cos it looks a bit wordy without, here is a gratuitous picture of a monkey in an octohat:
Off to go and knit something similar but a bit less tentacley...
PS. Was about to sign off when I remembered I really wanted to link to this. Please go and watch it. I'll wait.
Oooh, you're back. Did you watch the clip? I love this remix - it's so funny - even better than the original Phil Collins version :o)
OK, awkward rambling PS over now...
(***edited to add: if the video won't load, there's another version here, although it's slightly lower quality***)