So, OK, I might not quite have managed to finish drinking my collection of 1280 teabags yet. But yesterday I had to buy just one more box. Please don't be cross. Observe:
Simple pleasures, my friends; simple pleasures. Even more entertaining than the monkey-in-a-hat phenomenon is the back of the box of tea which contained the monkey hat. So much so that I felt the need to reproduce it for you below in all its glory:
If you want to read it all, you may need to click on it to enlarge - and if you get that far, please pay close attention to the third point in the list of excellent suggestions. Wise words indeed, as I'm sure you'll agree: if we are being honest, I think we can all admit that Yes! All too often we do accept laces not tied properly! This must change, for our own good. So please: tie the perfect bow. Be safe out there.
Oh yes, and keep drinking tea. I know I will be :o)
(PS many thanks to Random for the tip-off about the monkey hats. Random, I finally found my hat in... erm... the ninth supermarket I staked out, I think. What?? That's perfectly healthy behaviour, isn't it?)