"Well don't just stand there - help me put it on."
Step 2: Manoeuvring
"Mind my face. And hurry up."
Step 3: Profound thanks
"I have no further use for you. Please go away now."
Re-enacter's note: these activities are likely to have taken place under cover of darkness originally.
(Yes, this is all very silly. I blame Monkee Maker for encouraging me.)
Tomorrow: no more ridiculousness with monkeys or shiny things. Honest.