I need your help, guys. I have a dilemma - it's about the monkey. (And no, it's not "how can I come up with a feasible excuse for keeping him after all?". But do let me know if you have any good suggestions on that front.)
It's not a big matter, but I'm feeling indecisive, and I want to get it right. My question for you is this: how does one wrap a monkey-shaped gift?
The thing is, I think the bride may have an inkling of what her present is, but I'm not sure. So, I can't decide whether to:
a) try to disguise the gift completely by concealing the monkey inside a cardboard box and wrapping that,
b) spend ages wrapping different parts of the monkey indidually, so that I end up with an obviously monkey-shaped parcel.
I'm quite drawn to option b) because I would find this amusing - but then again, the gift isn't for me (sadly). Also, it would take a long time to achieve, and if the recipient hasn't guessed what her gift is yet, it would ruin the surprise.
Dithering. Isn't it great?
So anyway, if you fancy voicing your opinion, just leave a comment voting for the option that most matches you own view, choosing from the following list:
a) monkey in box
b) monkey-shaped parcel
c) some other wrapping method not yet considered (please give details, including diagrams where appropriate)
d) why is this blog post so rubbish?
Many thanks in anticipation of your help in this matter. VCx