So, for me and anyone else who may be missing him (ok, ok, it's mainly for me), here's a stock photo of happier times:
Farewell, monkey. Farewell.
Before I go, I must just also tell you this: T'Other Half, being a massive fan of the TLA (three letter acronym), hereafter wishes to be referred to as NBM (Northern Baking Monkey). It was her choice, honestly. Clearly, the monkey-obsession is spreading... Hooray!